Note From The Queen Of Che.r.ry, Please stand for Miss Black Cherry:
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Number your 12 favorite characters from the same series in no particular order and answer the following questions.
Kingdom Hearts: Organization XIII (Because they NEVER get old. Disincluding Xemnas, cus he's Mansex, and I dun liek him :( )
1 Luxord
2 Demyx
3 Saix
4 Marluxia
5 Axel
6 Xaldin
7 Roxas
8 Larxene
9 Zexion
10 Lexaeus
11 Vexen
12 Xigbar
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
-Xaldin/Vexen? o_o. I dun think Windy wouldn't like Mr. Snow cuz he's such a fart.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
-Marluxia can be considered hot in a meterosexual kind of sense ._. His Japanese voice leaves me kind of cold though.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
-Xigbar knocks up Larxene?! Whoa, whoa, how'd the Space Pirate get even NEAR her?! Oh well. She'd typically force II to have the baby xD
Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?
-Zexion's practically everywhere you turn in fanfiction (But thank god for Terra and Ven for stealing his thunder :3)
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
-Demyx/Xaldin? Yeah, it might work. Demyx is uke enough for anyone, really. >_<>
TWO/TWELVE FTW
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
-Saix/Lexaeus is an iffy. But I'll try.
Saix is pissed off that people keep calling his weapon a 'distractive' sledgehammer. He turns to the only guy with another huge weapon that's not as fruity as Demyx's or Marluxia's--the silent giant, Lexaeus. Would he spare some silence or some advice for the Luna Divider?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
-Luxord/Larxene? I believe Larxene makes fluff into spikes in any fanfic she's in o_o
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
-Roxas/Xigbar, huh?
"The Glare" (Which might only focus on Roxas, since Xigbar has only one eye to glare with ._.)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
-Marluxia deflowers Luxord just by getting him to play Go Fish with him. GO FISH WITH HIS BOXERS OFF, THAT IS. 8D
Do any of your friends read Seven slash?
-Roxas is typically man-bait for slash enthusiasts.
Do any of your friends read Three het?
-Due to also being a slash-boy, Demyx seen with a girl is rare. I've seen him paired with Yuffie once, but that's it. Mostly everyone knows Demyx and his uke-ness.
Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
-Vexen's a hard one to find for fanart in the first place! D:
Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
-Demyx/Marluxia/AXEL. WHY LOL, SOMEONE SHOULD DO THAT THIS INSTANT.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
-Lexaeus might just grunt loudly xDDD I don't think he yells in anything, not even sex XD
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
-Larxene's all-time FTW theme: The Bitch Song, by Bowling For Soup.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
-Warning! Contains a strip poker obsessor, a dreadlocks gangster who's not even TRYING to look like a pimp, and a surfer dude pirate who's out to get your babies. Honestly, not your hearts, your unborn babies.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
-"I-I think your huge sword's really sexy!" (Demyx/Lexaeus. CUZ FISH BOY'S VERY NAIVE TO SAY SUCH THINGS)
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
-Actually, I'm trying to avoid just LOOKING at Five, kthx (No offense, Aku-boy D:)
What is Six's super-secret kink?
-Xaldin pins people to the wall with his lances. Then gets his way with them :3
Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
-Vexen can coax the shit outta everybody, without getting shit, except from Zexion. They're both playing uke in my p.o.v.... so its hilarious to imagine both of them getting shit-faced xD
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
-Saix and...Roxas. Roxas, no competition. Our Keyblader gets Moon'ed here xD
"One (Luxord) and Nine (Zexion) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Zexion) suddenly runs off with Four (Marluxia, of all the PEOPLE!) . One (Luxord), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Vexen?!?!) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Xigbar, aww) , then follows the wise advice of Five (AXEL, FUCKING LOL) and finds true love with Three (Saix.... o_o) ."
What title would you give this fic?
"All In, Royally Flushed"
Name three of your friends who might read it.
-I honestly dunno. D:
Name one person who should write it.
-I should, really. xD Anyone sane enough not to?
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
-Like I said before, Larxene makes anything NOT possible. Roxas would just get hurt and fans would have to force Squeenix to make Larx a guy or something. o_o
Hope you have fun with the rest of them.
-Miss Black Cherry
